Welcome rock star! 

Your band is on tour and you are driving cross country for your next gig.  Unfortunately, you have not hit the big time yet and must stay at campgrounds along the way.  

When you get to your intended campground you are turned away because all of the campsites are full. The woman at the campground office suggests traveling up the road to a clearing right inside the entrance to a park.

You drive to the clearing and park your van. You notice signs warning about the presence of pipelines.

* 1. Do you...